From impromptu sessions at the House of Pies

A real conversation we actually had

If we start now, in this very moment.

...Okay...

I'm afraid to speak now

I think we have to get over that fear.

Did you say "you" or "we"

"We"

Oh, come on - you're going to have me write "Did you say
you or we a million times".

Come on, this is never going to work if we don't write, or
record our whole conversation.

Okay.

So time to get over the nerves.

But am I supposed to be funny?

I don't care; I think - I think we just need
to write everything down.

Okay, whatever you say. If that's what you say,
then we shall do it.

(awkward silence)

Lol

Yeah, i think it just becomes funny in and of itself.

I think that's a good place to end it.

Okay.