Sunday, February 22, 2009

From "Pretty Good Jokes"

A guy went to the pet shop to buy a singing canary. When he got it home, he discovered the canary had a broken leg so he took it back to the store to get his money back. The pet owner said "what did you want, a singer or a dancer?"

-Doris B., Ft. Myers, FL.

Mr. Spock goes to Dr. McCoy and says,
"Dr. McCoy, I believe there's something wrong with one of my ears.

"Yes, Mr. Spock, you do have a point there!"

-William Dunbar, Ottawa, Ontario