A guy went to the pet shop to buy a singing canary. When he got it home, he discovered the canary had a broken leg so he took it back to the store to get his money back. The pet owner said "what did you want, a singer or a dancer?"
-Doris B., Ft. Myers, FL.
Mr. Spock goes to Dr. McCoy and says,
"Dr. McCoy, I believe there's something wrong with one of my ears.
"Yes, Mr. Spock, you do have a point there!"
-William Dunbar, Ottawa, Ontario