Sunday, February 22, 2009

From "Pretty Good Jokes"

A guy went to the pet shop to buy a singing canary. When he got it home, he discovered the canary had a broken leg so he took it back to the store to get his money back. The pet owner said "what did you want, a singer or a dancer?"

-Doris B., Ft. Myers, FL.

Mr. Spock goes to Dr. McCoy and says,
"Dr. McCoy, I believe there's something wrong with one of my ears.

"Yes, Mr. Spock, you do have a point there!"

-William Dunbar, Ottawa, Ontario

3 comments:

Lee said...

Pretty good, for sure, but not great, for sure.

In my professional opinion.

jess said...

It's about time you posted something different! Spurs vs. Blazers on Sunday. You know who'll be wearing black and grey in Oregon... me! let's chat soon!

ram said...

That is why I love you so.