O Bleeding drops of red....

Heard during the Minnesota State Fair broadcast on NPR: "I think ketchup brings out our animal instinct. Because it's red, like blood."

Also: " You can't eat foods that you eat with your hands in the winter and fall - only summer food, for summer is when food is plentiful. In the winter months, when food is scarce, you need to eat it with a fork and knife to protect it from other animals."

I think with all these NBA players leaving to Europe to get big money, maybe Kobe bryant would consider going to Japan for his next big contract. It could totally work. He gets a clean slate, as far as public image is concerned. Also, his name is Kobe for crying out loud, it just seems right for some reason. And if he brings Philip with him as coach, he'd already have a Zen master their to help him get acclimated, although I have a hunch the Kobester would fit right in.

Are there even any Japanese basketball leagues?




gem of wisdom from la churcha today: "never trust anyone who ovulates"

A friend's blog showed just how and why it's so true with this post just a few days later.