Uncle Sam is about to pwn Uncle Pennybags

I'm glad I have 4 cans of canned fruit to my name.

I really don't know how much to care about all this, but I figure either way, if we can't laugh about it, we're in deep 'ish'. Headed for an economic Mexican Standoff, a la Reservoir Dogs. Which, as they say, may not be such a bad thing after the collapse, maybe.

Ok, enough of that.